bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates, via pizza)

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
priest: confess your sins cos and tan

thatonegirlwiththatoneblog:

when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs 

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(Source: amasings, via allmonds)